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The economy's to blame. AGAIN.

I’m probably the exact opposite of a closeted spelling/grammar snob. Meaning I’m out and proud. Bring on the assless chaps; I’m down.

Unrelated aside: My sister was a women’s studies minor in college, and she made me walk up to this information booth with her during pride week. The girls running the booth pegged us as breeders (correct) and handed her a pamphlet that said “I think I may be straight.” Inside, there was a list of popular heteros, which included Bill Clinton. The whole thing was hilaaarious.

Anyways, one of my friends shared a text with me the other day in which a guy said, “The Steelers one the Super Bowl,” and I fucking LOST it. It really wasn’t pretty. I think I blackballed him to every boobie-owning member of the Southeast, and I’ve never even had the pleasure. Which I guess makes sense, because it’s not like anyone else will have HIS pleasure now. That’s right, I went there. He spelled “won” like “one!” No mercy.

This article made me realize I’m not alone. It’s not ME, it’s this damn economy’s fault. I’m stressed, ok? It gives me control in an unsure world. So correct I will. YOUR’E welcome.