Beer money
A California man sold his 14-year-old daughter into marriage because some 18-year-old guy promised him lots of beer, gatorade, soft drinks, 50 cases of Negra Modelo, six bottles of wine, and several cases of meat.
Okaaayyy.
First of all, Jesus. This guy is clearly an alcoholic. But a practical one, I guess. He thought ahead to ask for meat, bc he’ll be needing some late night eats after all that beer. And then he’ll undoubtedly have a nasty hangover for the next several weeks straight, so gatorade is really the way to go.
Also, if we’re talking positives, he has really good taste in beer. And I can get behind his affinity for gatorade, because my people created it. But MUST he pimp out his daughter to get his hands on all that? Seems a liiiiiittle extreme.
