Update!

I recently reported on some hideous Neo-Nazis who were trying to ruin my perception of a Fascist free Northeast. And, though I stand by my original claim that their intolerance would hold more water if they were sexy (or at least if their faces didn’t burn my retinas), their highest regard for the man who wiped out the majority of my gene pool is still, well, troubling.

BUT, it looks like I’m not alone in my disapproval of their audacity in, not ONLY passing along their vom-inducing looks by having three kids (Adolf Hitler Campbell, 3, Joycelynn Aryan Nation Campbell, 1, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, 9 months), but also their insistence on perpetuating the legacy of a MAJOR fuckface. Ever since that story broke, the Campbell fam has been needfully (yes, I made up another word. Jealous?) harassed. So much so, that New Jersey’s Division of Youth and Family Services removed all three from their home last week. So mayyybe they’ll get to be raised by lesser jackasses and actually have a chance? Here’s to hoping.

At the very least, the kids will likely get a chance to have at least mediocre looking parents. They really shouldn’t be forced to extol Hitler OR listen to muskrats tell them to finish their math homework.