The best remake of "Single Ladies"
What a dollface. You can tell this little girl thinks she’s the SHIT. She reminds me of myself when I was little, except replace “Beyonce” with “Bette Midler from Beaches.” There’s a home video of me in a flying car-printed leotard and a faux gold seashell necklace, belting out “Under the Boardwalk” with verve. It’s a good thing that was well before Youtube, because damnit, I never thought to add dance moves. And HOW embarrassing would that be if I found myself in a tête-à-tête with this bitch? So. Just so embarrassing.