I'd be offended if they weren't so unfortunate looking...
Two jackasses named their son Adolf Hitler Campbell. Lord. And they live in JERSEY. I thought the Tri-State area was devoid of Neo-Nazis! That’s why I moved here! I feel deceived.
It was the pint-sized fascist’s third birthday recently, and a local ShopRite refused to print “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on the cake. Impressive, ShopRite. If I wasn’t such a Trader Joe’s ho (and wanted to trek to Jersey for groceries), I’d start shopping there right away. United we stand.
What is WRONG with these people? I can rest easy knowing the Campbells are a hideous fam, though. I hate when people make intolerance sexy.
