16th December 2008

A nice image

I’ve never really understood the appeal of pigs. When did they get the reputation of being even marginally attractive? There’s nothing adorable about something that eats rotten food and writhes in mud on a hot day. They’re the rednecks of the animal kingdom. I tried my hardest to find a decent pic, and what you see above proved to be the lesser of all the google image result evils. How grotesque is THAT?! That pig looks like a fn tree stump. And the above pic just reminds me of a fatass rat with Dr. Spock ears. And, try as he may to pass as high class with his latte, he just looks like new money. So, that being said, I’m having a hard time understanding why, when THOUSANDS of wild boars have invaded Berlin, are people opposed to a little population control? WTF?! Germans are running for their lives from these 250-lb beasts, and some citizens are all, “What’s the problem? They’re one of us now! We should totally fan the flames by FEEDING THEM CORN. You know, so they can have a well balanced diet. That way, they can grow big and strong and pose even more of a threat to our gardens, Berliner Weiss factories and Lagerfelds in the making. BRILLIANT.”

I’ve never really understood the appeal of pigs. When did they get the reputation of being even marginally attractive? There’s nothing adorable about something that eats rotten food and writhes in mud on a hot day. They’re the rednecks of the animal kingdom. I tried my hardest to find a decent pic, and what you see above proved to be the lesser of all the google image result evils. How grotesque is THAT?! That pig looks like a fn tree stump. And the above pic just reminds me of a fatass rat with Dr. Spock ears. And, try as he may to pass as high class with his latte, he just looks like new money.

So, that being said, I’m having a hard time understanding why, when THOUSANDS of wild boars have invaded Berlin, are people opposed to a little population control? WTF?! Germans are running for their lives from these 250-lb beasts, and some citizens are all, “What’s the problem? They’re one of us now! We should totally fan the flames by FEEDING THEM CORN. You know, so they can have a well balanced diet. That way, they can grow big and strong and pose even more of a threat to our gardens, Berliner Weiss factories and Lagerfelds in the making. BRILLIANT.”