Wiz kids
For the past three years, two Cali men have been selling a prosthetic peen online. The “Whizzinator” actually heats and dispenses synthetic urine so illegal substance indulgers can drive forklifts by day and, like, shoot up horse tranquilizers allllllll night. How shady is that?
You have to wonder about the kind of guys who would develop this technology. Smart ones, I assume. You could ask me to make a fake operating peen, and I’d return a week later with semi-hardened orange Play-Doh fashioned into a tube with a straw running the length, all of which is attached to a lemonade juice box secured to a fanny pack. And, although the person using my homemade peen would prove to have very healthy levels of vitamin C in his system, VERY few companies would accept the results as gospel.
The two successful homemade peen makers could face up to EIGHT years in prison for conspiracy charges. Prison by way of peen? That’s a new one.
