sweetdeens

Umm not trying to brag or anything, but I just got a free flight home for the holidays. Well, free as in I’ve been courting Jetblue for like two years and FINALLY earned one free flight. And then I toyed with the idea of actually going somewhere on vacay before remembering that, oh yeah, I charged a pair of damn GYM SOCKS the other day. No dice, Los Cabos, Mexico :( :( :(

I’m pretty sure I’ve bragged to everyone I know/am acquainted with/shared an awkward half-smile with when my eyes caught theirs as I was really just looking blankly into space but appeared to be staring directly into the depths of their soul. I cherish those moments of faux friendliness and mis-perceived flirtation. I really do.

I want nothing more than to bask in the afterglow of this life-altering bargain. Also, I’m a non-smoker and suddenly I want a cigarette? Weird.